Sal Funny Status Messages

   My microwave has a button that says "STOP TIME", its probably to stop the timer but I don't touch it just in case

   Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

   Girl texts you: What ya doing? You reply: Playing Xbox.. Err I mean lifting weights. Yeah lifting weights.

   Love is in the air..... Good thing I have my gas mask on xD

   Happy Pi day!!! Party at my house.. BYOC (Bring your own calculator) :D

   I named my iPod 'Titanic' so when I enter it in iTunes it says 'Syncing Titanic' and I feel like a H E R O when I press 'Cancel'

   Goodnight I need to go to sleep early to be late for school tomorrow