Sabrina Funny Status Messages

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   Pet Peeve #27: When you ask how old a child is and the reply is "Oh she/he's 15 months" Seriously! Why can't it just be he/she is a year old? From now on Imma be like "Oh I'm 389 months"

   brought to you today by the neighbor's router

   Pet Peeve #11: Bathroom Pictures. There's no other mirror in your place? Enough already!

   Spongebob is trying to give Gary a bath, aren't they already underwater?

   Ever think about some of the things we say? Exactly how does a person "turn up misssing"?

   Hurricane Irma put Barbuda on the map. And also removed it.