SS Dude Funny Status Messages

   It's not that I'm immature, it's just that you started it.

   A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.

   I would like to give you a piece of my mind, but this is my last piece.

   Guess drunk? I'm what!

   "Patience" is what parents have when there are witnesses.

   Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you.

   When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

   I never contradict myself. And if you say otherwise, I will agree with you.