SLAYER Funny Status Messages

   Thank you Flyers for a great season. The best I've ever seen. But hey Blackhawks I hope you enjoy drinking the beer from the cup. We peed in it.

   if you are reading this you love lesbians!

   about as nutty as a squirrel's turd

   IRISH and PROUD!

   just checked in @ none of your god damn business

   just watched half of The Social Network and I got to say to that point it is absolutely one of the most boring movies I have ever seen..right..I know it's more of a movie for academic queers

   what would the world be like if everyone went back to their own country?

   broke as a mofo..why can't Santa Claus be real????

   thinks Bill Gates and Steve Jobs should be Santa Claus and forced to give us all presents

   considering their age and current physiques, I think Arnold Schwarzenegger VS Sylvester Stallone would be a great street fight, although Stallone has a very slight edge