SHARPIE Funny Status Messages

   Nice Legs What time do they open?

   Shake N' Bake

   LIFE IS SHORT... PLAY NAKED

   this one sucks.. keep scrolling

   Dear Mr underccover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas.

   I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole...

   Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead??

   Why do they always staff the slowest cashier at the express lanes at Walmart??

   wake me up when September ends

   I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...