Ryan D Funny Status Messages

   Every time I see a "Baby On Board" sign in a car window I wonder why in the hell the baby isn't in a car seat? Isn't a car seat safer than strapping your baby on a board and do you really want to advertise your lack of parenting skills?

   I am going to celebrate 2 Pac's Birthday today with a 12 pac.

   NO alcohol...NO fun. KNOW alcohol...KNOW fun!