Rudy M Funny Status Messages

   I have time to get a few hours of sleep before I need to get ready for work. Bed get ready because this needs to be quick and meaningful....just like when I dream I am having sex...

   Let us cultivate love and compassion, both of which give life true meaning, just like beer and bacon...

   ladies first is just a polite way of saying I want to know how tight are those buns..

   Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it while spending so much energy on recycling..

   On September 31st 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all while singing ”I Will Survive”. Then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down y

   once again Tequila is the Delete History button of my brain