Rob K Funny Status Messages

   If a genie ever gives me a wish, I'm going to get a piggy back ride from Oprah.

   After several experiments I've determined it's impossible to overdose on cheese

   Kinda glad the "You Broke It, You Bought It" policy doesn't apply .to people

   If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?

   If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.