Richiedevil Funny Status Messages

   I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

   Breaking the Seal - Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

   Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.