Radhi Funny Status Messages

   My imaginary boyfriend just cheated on me

   My safe word is ..."HARDER FASTER...PLEASE DON'T STOP"

   Somebody water board me with alcohol!!!

   Most priceless thing in my life??? My insanity...it makes everything ok :-)

   You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

   Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it

   Feck as others would feck onto you...

   Like if you have tried to have S*x with Siri...

   His O face?? Him playing air guitar whilst having an enema and having his nostril electrocuted whilst his chest is being waxed..mmmmm

   I'd tell you a joke about my p*ssy...but you'd never get it!!!!!!!

   Life has a weird way of working out if you take enough booze and drugs

   You know you're an unwanted ugly child when you have been breast fed by the family dog

   You know you're ugly when the plastic surgeon wants to add a tail

   If I agree with you we'd both be wrong

   I must love my work...I love to sit and stare at it for hours....that's love right????

   Dear god if you can't make me thin then please just make my friends fat!!!

   "girls will be boys" - Thai tourism board

   a woman a day keeps the hand away