RP Funny Status Messages

   You dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!

   At what point does CPR become necrophilia?

   Snowmen for sale....some assembly required!

   I'd like to thank my digestive system for getting rid of all the sh!t in my life, without you I'd be full of it!

   Aside from Christmas, Easter is the best day to have Alzheimer's! You can hide your own eggs!