Prince Shawn Funny Status Messages

   It is hard to believe someone is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in their place.

   If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it

   wonders how different the world would be if bad and stupid people came with warning labels

   can't seem to find East Virgina on any of the maps he is looking at

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart

   found out this morning that frying bacon while naked may not be as good of an idea as it sounds!

   Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

   too avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.

   disappointed that 25% of prostitutes use Facebook to solicit clients and not a single one has ever contacted him!

   after all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.

   for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.

   Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life

   his own bunny rabbit and will name him George and hug him and pet him and squeeze him

   Would go play on the playground, but doesn't have anyone to push him on the swings or sit on the see saw with

   doesn't get why sex is often referred to as 'sleeping with someone'. Do it right and neither one of you will be getting much sleep that night.

   likes The Walking Dead, but there is way too much character development and not enough character devourment.

   avoids going to museums for fear he will get stuck overnight when everything comes alive.

   thinks it is always a good idea to know someone's giving-to-receiving ratio before dating them.

   If you are going to have loud sex, make sure the guy isn't the loudest one.