Pichota Funny Status Messages

   When Johnny Walker does his taxes, he puts me as a dependant...

   No one knows the true meaning of desperation until you run over a banana peel in Mario Kart

   There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _uck. Whatever you are thinking... is right.

   Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? A. He worked it out with a pencil

   Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off.