Philly Bob Funny Status Messages

   God created stupid people to keep us smart ones amused.

   Computers are VERY educational devices... they teach people how to @#%$ cuss!

   Yesterday, Jesus, son of Mary arose from the dead. This morning... Bob, son of Joan... did not fare as well.

   It seems everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, married, pregnant, causes cancer, is undyingly stupid or nuts.

   Her eyes were like diamonds, so shiny and bright. But her teeth were like stars... they come out every night.

   GOVERNMENT.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot America? (Y/N)?

   When I was a kid, I thought “running for office” meant that you'd have several people lined up for a race and the first one who reached the office won. Might have been better that way, no?