Peebs Funny Status Messages

   blowing stuff up with his mind....

   wondering "Do I think I am Paranoid?"

   trying to kick the habit.... but nicotine gum is a hard habit to break...

   watching 'Earth Hour' simultaneously Online and on Television... It's kinda Dark... :/

   the alpha and omega....

   getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Triangle'.

   playing strip solitaire.

   Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

   has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest!

   has not lost his mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.

   an organ donor. Need anything?

   kissed a girl and I liked it. She, on the other hand; filed a restraining order.

   Jesus saves..., He passes to Moses!; Moses shoots!..., HE SCORES!!

   Helen Keller once said "Gahhgrrr berkic dahhh errr waa waa!".... It's as true today as it has ever been

   notices that ever since they invented Viagra; I never get called to 'stand=in' for John Holmes anymore....

   jones'ing for a Shamrock shake....

   If you ain't never been to the Suburbs; Don't ever come to the Suburbs.... 'Cause you wouldn't understand the Suburbs... So stay the F@#% out of the Suburbs!!!

   Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim, it's what's in my genes

   on an Hedgehog's back, Wearing underpants made of cast iron.

   not a 'geek'. He's an 'intellectual bad ass', thank you very much.