PAL Funny Status Messages

   If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?

   It's Valentine's day. Tell us about how lonely you are, we all care so much!

   Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bi**ch!

   I'm like God to this girl. I'm always watching her...... & she's never seen me. - Stalker

   If someone throws a stone at you, be nice and throw a flower at them........ but remember to throw the flower pot with it!!!!!!!