Oldtimer Funny Status Messages

   Bought some prescribe pills to improve my memory. But I keep forgetting to take them.

   Why does sour cream have an expiry date?

   .. To make sure they will arrive on time, I'm mailing my Christmas cards now.

   Teacher: "Billy give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat, and detail in it." Bily: "When a horse jumps defence, defeat go first then detail.

   Guys, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be nice and wipe the seat.

   Modern technology now has a camera with a shutter speed so fast, it can capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.