Mr.CuteB Funny Status Messages

   persuade the Canadians to take back Justin Bieber like they have already taken our gold medal.

   dear homework, you are not attractive, and I'm so not doing you.

   women have a long,endless list for man to please them,while men have only a list with two wishes for their women: Naked and bring beer

   realized his neighbors are devotion Catholic couple. He usually hears them yellin' "Oh! Jesus" every night.

   it me or 80% of handicap people don't actually suffer any handicapped situations at all.