Mr. Gasparilla Funny Status Messages

   have you ever noticed that there are some people that don't need to be on facebook. They either inadvertenly cause drama, or they are prone to the late night drunken facebook status updates

   Guess Lesnar should have feared more then just the Diarrhea from Mexico

   OMG, I"m in real trouble, if anyone asks, I was on Facebook all night, I think they finally found out what I did for that Klondike bar!!!!

   So I was just thinking, if fans of the Grateful dead are called deadheads, hulk hogan's fans are hulkamaniacs, those that mean Harry Potter fans are Potheads?

   Sometimes, I think facbook doesn't know me at all. People You May Know? I don't know any of these MoFo's!!!

   I'm loving this season of Dancing with the stars, I'm sure that is the longest Kendra has ever danced without a pole or taking off her clothes

   I am still sitting here completely in Awe of how Samuel L Jackson is going to be portraying Martin Luther King, Jr. I can picture it now, "I had a dream mother f*cker!"

   Does anyone else look at Gadhafi and think of Carlos Santana?

   After today's news I can never look at Tickle Me Elmo the same way again.