Mr E Funny Status Messages

   If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods would someone else make a sound?

   The pollen count is so high math labs are busy trying to turn their math back in to Benadryl

   They made Paul McCartney and Elton John knights. What's the point if they aren't going to joust?

   And then Satan said "put the alphabet in math"

   I really hate it when people constantly need reassurance. You know what I mean?

   Never trust atoms. They make up everything