Mmz Funny Status Messages

   can't stand on his own because he's too-tired and a bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired

   If you're happy, don't ask questions. Isn't that right ?

   Finally at my _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡

   I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition

   was born cool, but global warming made me hot!

   We need a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings.like,"Well I'm bored let's go brush our teeth"!