Mister E Funny Status Messages

   I'm so glad I don't have to hunt for my own food. I don't even know where sandwiches live

   I have a very short attention span. Sometimes I bacon is delicious

   I had so much Chinese food for breakfast I can barely wok

   Face your life, don't Facebook your life

   Some people don't have issues… They have a whole subscription

   Deja poo. The feeling that you've been through this crap before

   Whoever determined that a 1 inch size candy bar should be called "fun sized" need to reevaluate their entertainment expectations

   We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?