Mimi Funny Status Messages

   Hey Scientists: Less sheep cloning and More making our world look like The Jetsons. Chop chop beotches!

   You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it.

   Even when I'm home alone, I always lock the bathroom door. I've seen Zombieland. I'm not going out like that.

   Beware: Things get pretty messy when you let a Snickers REALLY satisfy you...

   If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn't invite me over.

   The Mars Rover sends a signal to Earth from the edge of space and my cell phone cant go under a bridge without dropping a call? Screw you Sprint!

   Roses are red, violets are blue, if you piss me off, your balls will be, too.