Mduduzi Gama Funny Status Messages

   2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a f**k up

   hated it when old aunts and uncles used to come up to him at weddings, poke him in the ribs and cackle, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

   doesn't need to go to the gym, he gets enough exercises by pushing his luck, jumping into conclusions and letting his mind run wild!!!

   just ran across the road to grab a chicken for Lunch

   In the scale of 1 to Kanye West, how interruptive are you?

   Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend

   "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast

   A STRESSOR AND AN APPETITE SUPPRESSANT, will help you lose weight!

   Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving, so never miss a good chance to shut up.

   The best way to get back on your feet, is to miss a car payment.

   I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

   If men really wrote answered facebook question ; What's on your mind? Facebook would be like a pornsite

   If men honestly answered the facebook question: What's on your mind? Facebook would be like a pornsite

   Woman talk too much, the good ones, get paid well for it: OPRAH!

   Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

     If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?