Mahdi H Funny Status Messages

   There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

   This page is meant to be funny, can we please keep religion out of this!!

   "A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting." -Terri Guillemets

   I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

   I didn't say your stupid just everything you like is

   Strangers have the best candy

   Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

   Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

   Today was brought to you by redbull. Lots and lot of redbull.

   Sanity is a luxury not meant for everyone

   I only date Calendars.

   And remember kids it's very dangerous to drive with a flat. But that chipotle was well worth it :)

   So a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says, “What is this … a joke?”

   An Arab invented the original mechanical clock, which is odd since Arabs are never on time.

   You really do need to quite teasing my with these pokes

   Anytime someone says their going to delete their Facebook remember to ask for goodbye sex first

   Sleep? Must be nice!

   Error 4:04 A.M. no sleep available

   Sometimes I wonder why I ever came to this Earth

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