MAC Funny Status Messages

   The best relationship is the one that's built on love and lust.. sry sry TRUST

   Ask the married guys is it worth the fn youve gotten for the fn your getting

   As an adult, true confidence can only be measured by taking a dump, and doing ONE no look wipe and walking away with a smile on your face. Period.

   to the girl who stared me in the face as the elevator door closed: we will meet again.