Lugo Funny Status Messages

   My new phones battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie. -_-

   You look so beautiful I forgot how bad your personality was.

   When one of us goes down, the rest of us need to come and pick that person up.

   iDead..Rest in Peace Steve Jobs...you created great machines I can't afford :[

   That great feeling when the girl comes back to you hurt and crying after choosing the "jerk" instead of you.. I'm sorry but I told you so..

   I'm not sayin she's the fattest girl I've ever seen but if I had to name the top 5, shed be the first 3..

   I'm going to start putting girls in the friendzone.. See how they like it!

   Shaggy is the biggest stoner, you've never seen smoke.