Lori Funny Status Messages

   says....I was concerned that my goldfish was epileptic, so I took it to the Vet. "Looks fine to me" they said. I said "But you haven't taken it out of the water yet!"

   If the tables were turned and men could give birth it would be nice to hear Maury say "YOU ARE NOT THE MOTHER"!!!!!!

   Shout out to old people for graduating high school without Google.

   I've given up trying to kill you for lent, enjoy your life for the next 38 days.