Lonmo Funny Status Messages

   Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged

   I don’t need the Government to run my life. I can screw it up all by myself.

   I think I’d rather be asleep than woke. They seem to be so unhappy

   You know you are getting old when you can remember Tom Sellick’s first rodeo

   If parents are homeschooling does the family album become the yearbook?

   The only Marx I want to hear about is Groucho