Lol Funny Status Messages

   obama even suxs more on thanksgiving....

   I saw a poor old lady slip on the ice this morning and knock herself out......I assume she was poor cause she only had 48 cents in her purse!

   Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

   What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

   There are two things I cannot stand: racism and asians

   If Obama was the answer it must have been a stupid question!!

   Have ya ever notice no one ever post a "If you have a loved one in Hell that you miss, please repost"...

   I need to start watching WNBA b/c it seems like woman are playing NBA players better than NBA players are playing themselves...

   "The woke mob' aka acknowledging that people different then you exist