Liz Funny Status Messages

   There's a fine line between looking tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos.

   Dear complicated life decisions: be easier.

   You hate me? I didn't even know you existed.

   Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

   Alcohol does NOT make you fat...it makes you lean...against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ....Ugly people!!!