Lifedefiance Funny Status Messages

   Going to create a new social networking site called Myface because it would be hilarious to hear someone say, "Have you been on myface today?"

   learned something today: when a homeless man is blocking an entire stairwell, vigorously fiddling with his crotch, it is in everyone's best interest that he simply be left alone.

   Got asked by this girl today if I wanted to make a sex tape with her. I told her yeah but we'd have to do it in infrared since nightvision was taken. I'll be in Hollywood in no time!