Kyle Funny Status Messages

   We should get 600 rolls of toilet paper, and tp Trevor Hoffmans house...

   this may sound crazy but I got head on my mind ;)

   So I'm listening to Pandora today, and I think I heard the most fitting name for a techno song that was on... called "This Is Acid"

   I just witnessed a beer tub get carried away on a stretcher...

   Cinnabun- $1...cup of mocha coffee- $.50... tripping over the rug, dropping the Cinna bun, spilling the hot coffee on my shoes and yelling "$h!t" out loud in front of 3 customers......priceless