Kado Funny Status Messages

   - Like Kermit says, "It isn't easy being Rob Green"

   It's a shame that Ghana's Asamoah Gyan couldn't score a sure thing like Bill Clinton would have!

   What do the Argentina World Cup soccer team and BP have in common? A Messi!

   thinking...almost 70 years ago the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Come this Sunday the US Women's soccer team is going to torpedo Japan!

   Poured down rain last night...I think instead of a fish fry sandwich today, I am going to have worm stew...that counts, right?

   NFL Draft tonight....can't wait to hear the Jets fans moan about their 1st choice!

   Today is World Middle Finger Day...use it

   Finally able to check off Bucket list #19 - Surf through New York City

   Note to the Administrators of PowerBall, I think you should award a prize for not having any of the numbers selected in Wednesdays $579 million drawing! Signed, Not a Fan of Missouri and Arizona

   Uh Oh...just what we need, a Pope with a Foot Fetish

   Dallas Cowboys drafted one of the Duck Dynasty Brothers

   RIP Chris Kelly - trust you have gone to the big trampoline in Heaven to Jump, Jump

   What Obama's secretary should have said, "Why don't you play #17 twice, its a nice par 3"

   Think someone is pitching "Keeping up with Kanye"? What a Deutche

   Guess Harrison Ford couldn't make the jump to Light Speed in his World War 2 vintage plane...

   Why can't my camera take the same picture I see when I look in the mirror?

   I had the scariest dream last night...Donald Trump's running mate was Rosie O'Donnell!!!

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Rosie O'Donnell too..

   Fact: African Americans make up 13.3% of the US population. Fact African Americans make up 70% of the NFL. Fact: Average NFL Salary: $1.9 million. And these are the guys protesting "Oppression"?

   When Jimmy Garoppolo said he watches a lot of film, I thought it was talking about football