Julius Andres Funny Status Messages

   "my #1 New Year's Resolution is to make sure that my New Year's Resolution list does NOT expire in about a month.."

   For my new year's resolution I will think of a password other than “password”

   still doesn't understand what the hell I'm supposed to do with the white crayon…

   There are two rules for success: #1. Don't tell all you know.

   Happy Single-Awareness Day!

   I wonder why I always feel like I have to press the Enter Key really hard and noisy??

   The witch in Hansel and Gretel, she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house, and these brats come along, and start eating it.

   I am sick of USA blaming their presidents for everything! Help yourselves people! You elected him to be your leader not as your nanny!!

   It is not fastfood if you keep me waiting for 20 minutes for a damn burger!

   Why do Koreans fight among themselves? It must be hard because they all look alike so nobody knows who to shot whom.

   I miss the simplicity of 90s.. I also miss the fact that artists in the 90s actually got "talent".

   Like if you thought you hit "Tab" and you typed your password at the Username tab for everyone to see!

   Have you seen the new Friendster? You can now log in using your Facebook account! Like WTF? Hahaha!

   Maybe, just maybe, the guy that was in charge of designing the Mayan calendar just died when he got to December 2012 and nobody else felt like continuing it because they were like, "why the hell were we planning that far ahead anyway?".

   Maybe if the Spaniards hadn't wiped them all out, the Mayans would have completed their f*cking calendar!

   The government closed Megaupload and Piratebay.org might be next.. But life goes on.. We will always find a way.. Mark my words.

   Happy International Women's day to all the ladies!! Now MAKE ME A SANDWICH BEEYOTCH!

   I'm so lazy I have to Google search "Facebook" just to go to their website.

   The list of artists featured in MTV Unplugged in 2011 up to the present tells you what kind of singers we have nowadays.