Juliete De Araujo-Cook Funny Status Messages

   ~ Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.~

   CONFUCIUS SAYS: "Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house." hehehe!!!!!!

   Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.

   I'm starting a new fad, it's called Walk the Plank. Basically, whenever you see someone planking, walk on them and then jump off.

   Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.