Joser Funny Status Messages

   Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!

   ♫ ♫ My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?♫ ♫ Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard... ♫ ♫

   1f you c4n r34d th1s you r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

   I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

   Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

   Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

   A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.

   How do I set a laser printer to stun?

   Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.

   rejects your reality and substitute my own.

   Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes

   COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^

   Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.

   Be rude to a bully and he'll beat you up, be rude to a geek and your computer will never forgive you.

   I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.

   singing , , , , , chameleon ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪

   a master at mixed martial arts and crafts...

   Censorship is █ very ██████ █████ in █████ ██████...

   Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me...

   doesn't suffer from stress. he's a carrier...