JohnnyPasta Funny Status Messages

   The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on....

   Nothing ushers in the Spring planting season like the fresh smell cow crap emanating from the neighborhood....

   INNUENDO [in-yoo-en-doh] noun: An Italian Suppository

   NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....