Jen Funny Status Messages

   I walked into Kwik Trip to pay for the gas & get a soda. It said, "Brat Day $1.50" in big letters!! This explains so much of the kids' behavior!!

   I am addicted to updating my Facebook status. The first step is admitting I have a problem, right??

   Got a problem with me?? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'?? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me?? Sit back down. Can't face me?? Turn the hell around.

   A nice way to fire people is by throwing them a surprise going away party.

   Remember, if you took all the parking meters downtown and laid them end-to-end, you'd be in jail faster than you can say, "Guinness Book of World Records"

   "We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated."

   China claims covid came from an old bat, but Pelosi denies being involved.