Jack987 Funny Status Messages

   Early to bed, early to rise, while your girlfriend does other guys.

   They called it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

   I know it's hot but a crackhead just tried to sell me a ceiling fan. No really...

   The reason you can't go back afrer going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas.