JCW Funny Status Messages

   And the worlds biggest fan of the band Bullet for My Valentine goes to... Oscar Pistorius!!

   Unfortunately, these days being fake doesn't require any plastic surgery!

   Sleeping is so old school, there's no technology involved

   Don't you wish some people would start using glue instead of lipstick???

   the pope is in Israel with a sheikh and a rabbi. if they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!

   Too bad NY was wasted on New Yorkers

   Breaking news: a massive earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richter scale was just reported in south florida Don't be alarmed- it was just all of the heat bandwagon fans jumping off at the same time

   Who are you and why do I have to read about your workout and eating routine every day on Facebook?

   A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

   Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...

   Happy TR'HUMP' Day!