JAB Funny Status Messages

   I'm so old, I remember when the internet didn't have commercials. . .

   If I thought President Obma should serve two more terms in office, than I'd be on crack just like Obama is.

   I may lose friends. But.. People who want to politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .

   I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...

   It's officially the holiday season, bah hum bug. . .