IvetaTopal Funny Status Messages

   Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you.

   Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!” Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.”

   Me? Fail English!? …. That's unpossible!

   It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening.

   See this hand? It's going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

   If I get a tattoo of a grape, in time when I age, will it gradually transform itself into a raisin?

   The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine. - Abraham Lincoln