Imi Funny Status Messages

   The best things are unseen,that's why we close our eyes when we Kiss,Laugh and Dream

   With that big gap between your 2 front teeth , I don't know wether to smile at you or to kick a goal.......

   Note to self : when manscaping don't use after shave....

   The judge says oscar pistorius can't be found guilty of murder... That's very disturbing news... For my wife who's just gone to the toilet...