IDTN Funny Status Messages

   The only thing lower than don's approval raitings is his supporter's IQs

   First it was a wall. Then a fence. Now it's 20,000 boxes propped up with sticks. And a taco under each one.

   Mitch McConnell and donald trump: The new story book version of the tortoise and the hare.

   Solution to the health insurance problem. Change the title from Obama care to trump care and trump will want to keep it.

   Remember when Ivanka and Donald manufacured goods in America? Yea I don't remember that either.

   Moron is more of a complement, compare to the other terms people use.

   If you could do a do over, would you?

   The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.

   Why not have a child run for governor in Vermont. There's one in the white house.

   Bet if donnie knew how to use the record feature on his phone. He would be recording too.

   Come on people, drink a cup of Folgers and wake up.

   No one has a good time with you unless you pay them. And yes, they were laughing at you.

   If I am ever investigated by the F.B.I. , I hope my investigation last as long as the Kavanaugh investigation lasted.

   What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.

   "If playing golf is exercise, then why aren't there driving ranges in health clubs?

   My popcorn gone stale, my coke is now flat. Waiting for the showing of the pp tapes, what happen to that?