Ha Ha Brades Funny Status Messages

   People who can't find happiness aren't in a liquor store.

   Do you know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you don't know where to start? That's why I'm on Facebook.

   wishes God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well.

   One of the greatest advantages about having a child in diapers is that there is always a constant supply of Desitin for the mornings after I ate some wings or Mexican food.