Glenn M Funny Status Messages

   In school I was always the teachers pet. I was like a pet cat though. They just woke me up when it was time to eat.

   I just put my phone on airplane mode and it dragged me out of my seat

   They say there is light at the end of the tunnel. I think the bulb might be blown

   I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work

   Its so hot outside, the little devil that sits on my shoulder trying to be a bad influence just jumped off my shoulder and started digging his way back to hell.