Fred Funny Status Messages

   When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

   Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

   Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

   Trust is like an eraser, smaller after every new mistake