Franklin Graham Funny Status Messages

   the story of the Good Samaritan was being told a Sunday school class. The teacher asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside, wounded and bleeding, what would you do?' A thoughtful little girl broke the silence, 'I think I'd throw up!'

   don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

   the good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.