Fr8Train Funny Status Messages

   After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes...... "No hablo ingles."

   I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail

   I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy... Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk.